Showing posts with label masking tape. Show all posts
Showing posts with label masking tape. Show all posts

Monday, December 13, 2010

An Artist in Wichita

You know you are an artist in Wichita when:

  • You find yourself wrapping a chair with masking tape at 3:30 am...on a Saturday.
  • Your family wants to know when breakfast is, and you think "at 11:00 am I'll be ready to eat..."  You are still wrapping a chair in masking tape.
  • That evening your family wants to hang out, eat some holiday chocolate, and watch your favorite TV show together.  You are busy filling old yogurt containers with sand, and wrapping a chair in masking tape.
  • Your family wants to eat lunch with your in-laws on Sunday.  You have to now explain to your in-laws that you are wrapping a chair in masking tape, so you cannot come.  They are sweet people, so they send lunch over to you.  You now get to show them that you are wrapping a chair in masking tape.
  • Your family is making christmas candy with your in-laws on Sunday afternoon, and entertaining a family friend.  He asks where you are.  Your wife has to explain that you are at home...wrapping a chair in masking tape.
  • You take a break from the masking tape to attend a holiday concert with your family.  When you get home at 9:00 pm you say goodnight to your family so you can pack up two boxes of yogurt containers filled with sand and finish wrapping a chair in masking tape.
  • Your low point for the weekend: your son asks when this weekend's weekend will come...
  • Your lower point for the weekend: picking up the Arts section of your local paper to see front page coverage of a middle school student who invented a new hamburger for Red Robin...really...front page coverage...in the Arts section...
  • Your high point for the weekend: wrapping a chair with masking tape.
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